Advertising Works...Unfortunately

Stupid ads on TV. Everyone in this house wants something.

Belle:

Yo Baby Kick Flipper

That's right. Girlfriend wants a skateboard and believes this is just the thing that will put her at world-championship status. I think it's what will put us in the orthopedics office for a cast.

Ben:

Can you say "addiction"?!

Every morning he wakes up, he tells me how many more days until its release (4, by the way). Can't blame this entirely on TV, but they keep showing little blips here and there and when they do...oh boy. :::rewind, rewind, rewind::: Make it stop!

Me:

That's right...lift it on up.

First: Stop laughing (you know who you are when I told you I wanted it). And second: Heed my warning...do NOT Google "Brazil Butt Lift" then look at the "Images" portion.

That was JUST enough of a dare to make you do it, wasn't it?

You'll be sorrrrrrrrry!