THIS SPEECH IS MY RECITAL, I THINK IT'S VERY VITAL

Someone asked me the other day to tell them something no one else really knows about me. A quick "let-me-get-to-know-what-type-of-person-you-really-are" trick.

I had to think on that one. I'm such a talkative person and not too secretive about anything. It really stumped me. My answer was, "I'll have to get back to you on that...". Of course, that response was taken as a stall technique, but that wasn't the way it was intended. I really had no idea.

Until this morning on the way to work, that is. I have a sort of ritual, or tradition, if you will of  how I pass the time in traffic. Three words: Old School Rap. Yep. On the way to work, it's me and Run DMC. I provide the entertainment at the stoplights. I mean, who cares? I'm never gonna see these people again and it serves two very important purposes: 1) Wakes me up, and 2) Gets me in a really good mood. So if you call me on the way to work, chances are I won't answer because I'm performing my own private concert and can't hear the phone ring. (Sorry...now you know what I was doing the past two mornings!).

Not that I don't mix in more recents like Usher, Nelly, and ohhhhhhhhh Enrique and Pit Bull. "You know what time it is...".

Other than that, I think I'm one of those what you see is what you get kinda people. I had a brief stint this past holiday season where the real me stepped outside of my body and was apparently taken over by aliens, but other than that...I'm just me.

I couldn't think of anything else. I'm not good with secrets. They always, always come out anyway. Someday maybe everyone will catch on to that. However, it's fun watching those who think they are being so secretive and in reality knowing, "I know the truth about what's really going on!".

Regardless, if you pull up next to me at a stop light...rest assured you will be entertained.

You're welcome, in advance.