This morning I greeting the kids with "Happy St. Patrick's Day!". Ben pretty much just said it back, but Shelby...well, she had more comments.
Me: Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Belle: Does today HAVE to be St. Patrick's Day?
Me: Well...yes. It's March 17th every year. I didn't set the date.
Belle: Who did?
Me: I don't know. Maybe the Catholic Church. Why? What does it matter?
Belle: Because I'm just not in a very green mood today. I don't know what to wear.
Me: Ahhhh. Well, you look good in green so wear whatever you want that has green on it.
Belle: Why do we have to wear green?
Me: So you don't get pinched. History states if you aren't wearing green, someone else can pinch you.
Belle: Or a wedgie.
Me: What?
Belle: Or they could give you a wedgie. It's true! Be careful mom. You better wear green. I don't think you'd like a wedgie...
Me: Indeed I wouldn't. Thanks for the advice. I wasn't aware of the whole wedgie thing.
Belle: No need to thank me.
Good times...
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