I know I wrote about 'him' awhile back. Bob. You know...Bob, Ben's first armpit hair.
I swear this kid keeps me continually laughing.
Here's tonight's "goodnight" conversation:
Me: Goodnight for the last time as a 5th grader!
Ben: I know! Bob and I are very excited to be...
...at this point I reach under his arm, pinch his skin and pull it and inform him I just pulled Bob out.
Ben (loudly laughing and rolling back-and-forth on his bed): Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYY????
Me: I thought he was bothering you so ... you know ...
Ben (still laughing very hard and cupping his armpit like it hurts): I can't believe this just happened! Mom! Why? Why? I'm stunned!
...all I can do is laugh at him. Finally, he gets quiet and turns toward his other armpit and says with a smirk on his face...
Ben: Bill. Be on the lookout. Bob is gone. HE'S GONE! Mom pulled him. He was so young! What a waste...Now it's just you and me for 6th grade, Bill! Bills says, 'Back off'.
Seriously...where does this kid get this material?! LOVE HIM!
And by the way...there was never an armpit hair. Ummmm, errr...I mean a 'Bob'. But don't tell Ben...
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