I used to do this and just kinda got off track. I really liked writing about the quirkier moments of the week, so I'm bringing it back to life! Here goes.
Last week's rearview mirror revealed...
- My daughter is smarter than she knew. I knew this. She's just figuring it out.
- My son's days of not studying and getting A's are over. He does not like this.
- Dictionary Usage should be a class in-and-of-itself by 6th grade. At least.
- The most wonderful dog I've known since my own will be leaving us next week to go to her furever home. Love you, Rosie.
- The laundry in my home multiplies like rabbits on Gonal-F.
- Only a few of you will get the above-reference.
- Life can be quite peaceful when you limit the number of idiots allowed within your inner-circle.
- You really should eliminate all of the idiots within your inner circle.
- An iPhone 4 can die multiple times. In one night. And the next day.
- You can get a new iPhone 4s and 2 years of Apple Care gratis, if you know the right peeps.
- My allergies are worse than the Dallas Cowboys.
- You can't make people see their priorities are so out of whack they're damaging future relationships. And hitting them over the head until they do see it is illegal, so... done.
- You actually can teach an old dog new tricks. I being the 'old dog'.
- People, even your friends, will take advantage of you. Yes...I'm a sucker.
- Trying to reason with my overly-tired 9-year-old daughter is as productive as arguing with a drunk on acid while learning Rapper's Delight.
- If I make a sandwich, it's blah. If someone else makes it, it's a 5-star meal.
- Somedays I'm the only one in the house who remembers the top of the kitchen counter isn't in fact the dishwasher.
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