Tuesday, September 13, 2011

NOT YOUNGER...BETTER


Today, Kirstie Alley was on television talking about how much weight she's lost due to her stint on Dancing With the Stars (hello? When are you going to have Dancing With the Single Moms Who Need to Get in Shape?). I digress (shocking)...the interviewer asked her if she had any plans for plastic surgery now.

Her answer?

"People get plastic surgery to look younger...", and while I know she said something after that, I did NOT hear it.

The plastic surgery I've always wanted has nothing to do with looking younger.

Do I want plastic surgery? Ummmmmmmm...YES.

Do I want to look younger? Not necessarily.

I want to look better.

In fact, I want to know what in the heck is going on with this getting older business. If I'm going to break-out like I did when I was a teenager, is it too much to ask I have the energy, abs and arss I did when I was a teenager?

I'm just sayin'... .

So good for you Kirstie. But I've just about had it with with this getting older BS.

And while I'm at it...there's a Melatonin supplement out on the market. Has been for many years. Where in the world is the serotonin supplement?

My answer: The drug companies are hiding it because if they released it...gone would be the money consumers spend on Abilify, Effexor, Lexapro, Paxil and a whole slew of ones I didn't even recognized when I Googled "anti-depressants".

Please, someone give me a job so I quit obsessing on this stuff. :-)

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