OLYMPIC SISSY RIDIN'

Watching Olympic Equestrian event today, my kids make the following observations...

Belle: That's it? What? Are u just going to ride around like a sissy?!!!! Geeez!

Ben: Well for crying out loud...YOU could do THAT Shelby!

Belle: Duh!! Except I'd fall asleep from being so bored. Change it. This is horrible. Ugh. I mean really!!!?

INTERVIEW OF A 9 & 12 YEAR OLD

Kim has been "interviewing" her daughter for years now. Watching how the answers change. What stays the same. At this age, you never know. I thought it was a great idea and boy was it. These kids crack me up! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!


Let's find out a few favorites first...
SHELBY
Color: Neon Yellow
Number: 16
Song: Titanium
TV Show: Victorious
Movie: Little Rascals
Holiday: Christmas!!
Book: Dork Diaries
Food: Fried Chicken
Drink: Orange Soda

BEN
Color: Blue
Number: 10
Song: Men in Black III
TV Show: Friends
Movie: The Avengers
Holiday: Christmas!!
Book: The Kane Chronicles
Food: Pizza
Drink: Dr Pepper

Now let's get down to business....


If you could change your name, what would it be?
Shelby: Hope
Ben: Jack

If you could choose anywhere in the world to go on vacation, where would you go?
Shelby: Paris
Ben: London

Why do you like being a kid?
Shelby: Because I don’t have to move out of the house and get to live with mom.
Ben: Because I don't have to go to work.

What is one word that you would use to describe yourself?
Shelby: Wild
Ben: Awesome

One word to describe Mommy?
Shelby: Crazy
Ben: Amazing

Shelby: One word to describe Ben?
Loud
Ben: One word to describe Shelby?
Cool

What do you like to do for fun?
Shelby: Ride horses and wakeboard.
Ben: Customize and build Legos

What do I like to do for fun?
Shelby: Hang out with me and Ben.
Ben: Hang out with me and Shelby.

Shelby: What does Ben like to do for fun?
Play XBox
Ben: What does Shelby like to do for fun?
Ride horses

If you could choose the amount of your allowance each week, how much should you get?
Shelby: $10
Ben: $10-20

What is your happiest memory?
Shelby: Going to Disney World with my family.
Ben: When we all went to the beach for the first time in Port Aransas


What is your saddest memory?
Shelby: When our boxer Duke died.
Ben: When I broke my arm.

What makes you mad?
Shelby: When people judge me.
Ben: When people litter.

When was the last time you got into trouble?
Shelby: Yesterday.
Ben: I don't know...a couple weeks ago?

Who is your hero?
Shelby: My momma.
Ben: Dad.

If you could do anything (without limits) what would you do?
Shelby: I would go to Sea World and swim with Shamu.
Ben: Swim in the crystal clear waters of Florida.

Do you love me?
Shelby: Yes!
Ben: What? Duh! Absolutely, definitely and forever!

Am I the best Mommy ever?
Shelby: Yes.
Ben: Of course!

THE NOSE KNOWS

Maybe I'm the only one who does this. I don't know.

It never fails, after I've finished my shopping at Target, on my way to the cash register...I go through my cart and see what I need to put back.

Did I put anything in here I don't really need?

Did I succumb to an impulse purchase?

Is there anything in here I don't really need now and that may be on sale next week?

Always, always, always...this happens.

And every time I find something I can put back.

So why do I pick it up in the first place? Goodness knows my Target bill is always more than I think it should be (which is why I shop at Walmart whenever possible). But sometimes, only Target will do.

Today, I came home with more than I planned, but that's really nothing new. Things that I really don't "need", but in a way I do.

What are they?

My Febreeze plug-ins. Particular candles. And my potpourri pot warmer that melts those oh-so-amazing wax pods. My new favorite? Amber Leather. Ahhhhhh...

What can I say? I MUST LIVE IN A SMELL-GOOD ENVIRONMENT! If you've been to my home, you know this.

Things that smell good make me happy. Makes me smile and want to breathe deep. Certain aromas even calm me.

So I'd say "need" is an appropriate word in this situation. My nose knows what's important.

COMMENCE THE UGLY CRYING

So my sweet Shelby calls me in the living room tonight and tells me she wants me to hear a song.

She crosses the room, pulls out a couple tissues from the tissue box, comes back to the couch and hands me one and keeps one for herself.

Me: What are you doing?

Belle: You're gonna need it.

Me: Why?

Belle: Because the song is sad.

Me: Then why are we listening to it?

Belle: Because it reminds me of you and how I never want to be without you.

Me: Okay...let's do this.


We listen to the song and she starts crying. And I'm not just talking a little sniffling. I'm talking an ugly cry. Which makes me cry. And as I read the lyrics, it tears at my heart.

"Your my momma. You'll always be my momma. No one else. Sometimes I want to be a teenager and other times, like now, I just want to sit in your lap because I know I'm safe with you."

Ugh...that took a couple years off me right there.